eGuinness

No longer is the excuse `Not while I`m on the job` available. After years of research, in some of England`s finest institutions, scholars have made a breakthrough in the study of alcohol - it`s been digitised. eGuinness is the first publicly licensed implementation to employ the Hangover Omitting Pint System (or HOPS), developed in cooperation with the University of York. Put simply, eGuinness is a program which simulates the visual and social effects of alcohol. The user can drink at his/her own pace (sip, gulp or down) and the program will, using Complex biomechanical algorithms, determine the state of sobriety. It operates in two modes; quiet drink (left) and verbose (below left), has user-customisable outlook settings (pessimist / optimist) and can also be blended into the background when you`ve had enough (below right). featureso 3D rendered glass.o Inexhaustible supply of HOPS beer.o 2 user-specifiable Outlook settings; Optimist / Pessimisto Sobriety algorithms & readout.o Wastage & Spillage reduction system.o Variable drinking rate; Sip, Gulp, Down